Pros
No bubblegum stuck underneath my cube desk on my first day.
Kontras
*cracks finger* You know the buzz about corporate America being a soul-sucking, mind-numbing wasteland of defeated drones? The people who started that buzz clearly worked here. The culture: work until you pass out or get fired with the rest of the Covid layoffs. I saw a lot of great, talented people get cut during Covid. It was baffling to say the least. This place is a nightmare. Don’t. Just don’t. The pay isn’t worth it. Oh, and here’s a fun fact. I never saw anyone smiling. Everyone looked like they were just one email away from a major breakdown—the kind of breakdown where you quit your job, sell your $500k house, buy an RV, and sell fishing lures that are made of your wife’s old earrings. Actually, that breakdown sounds lovely compared to JCI horror show.
