Pros
- A lower budget, off-brand Game of Thrones work environment replete with narcissistic characters as well. Congrats, your job is a real-life HBO show! - Meetings about meetings on how to plan meetings and other meeting related subjects - 80's techno industrial campus that makes the Googleplex look like pure garbage - Free coffee that generates a lot of office drama over it (Haha, isn't so free now is it?) - A free opportunity to get horribly injured and continually ignore sound medical advice as you get more gains bro. Hurray for Scientolo... I mean Crossfit!
Kontras
Are you a recent college graduate who's amped up to start cutting your teeth in the super-fast, HIGH ENERGY world of tech! Haha, not so fast there. Really, just slam on the brakes. Actually, just quit using those big fancy technology ideas and concepts. Let me teach you something. Now, this is how this will go. I say something, and you... just repeat what I said! The more stuff I say, you just keep repeating it and nodding your head. The more you do this, the more money you get when bonuses come around. It's just that simple! You just keep doing this until we get rid of you when you're too old and expensive. Since we brainwashed you, you're practically useless outside of this place. Sorry about that... welp, good luck!