Pros
- Beautiful office plants in contrast of the withering morale - You’ll become amazing at pretending to look busy. - Great place to learn how to draft, model, render, and suppress your emotions simultaneously. - Free overtime - The constant feedback every hour, 10pm check-in and looking over your shoulder from your PM
Kontras
- Micromanagement so precise it could win an ASLA award. - Collaborative culture = being told exactly what to do, three times, in slightly different tones. - Raises are theoretical. Promotions are urban myths. - Diversity is a rendering note, not a policy. - Constant monitoring on social platform of deleting bad reviews. - You’ll be gaslit into thinking burnout is passion. - Every “quick fix” email is an existential crisis.